amazign:

reblog if your icon is the thing you transform into under the full moon

basemant:

never trust a person who doesn’t think johnny depp is hot

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

effyfurrow:

nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT 

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

wican:

doritoslocostacosupreme:

ariana grande at mariah carey

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Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

sakuraoogami:

tumblr confession im certain that half the people im in a mutual follow with dont actually like me