-annoying:

thanks for the memeories by troll out boy

me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

poopflow:

*popular blog follows me* oh shit i better not fCUk *spaghetti spills out of my pockets* Shit shit what *throws computer after slipping in spaghetti* fUCK

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

peacesword:

psyofficial:

are you from tennessee because your the only te

nnis player in the world congratulations

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

kohpai:

This guy has the best reactions I swear

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

houston i have so many problems

zackisontumblr:

*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*

eatingisfab:

why are teenagers so horny while im just here craving for food