thebatwiggler:

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

yourytsejam:

I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

clestroying:

Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single

just know that deep down nobody gives it shit that it was queued

skypestripper:

snapchat must be fun for hot people

frostychick:

niallar:

am i the only person left on earth that hasn’t seen frozen 

a kingdom of isolation and it looks like ur the queen

Anything but Blurred Lines
Everyone watching the Grammys  (via textpostsrus)

vampirebambinas:

don’t you DARE tell me it’s unfair that macklemore is winning so many grammys don’t you DARE TELL ME that drake or jay z had to write so many songs to get to his grammy level because macklemore is a fucking genius who is A SELF PRODUCED INDEPENDENT ARTIST who does not have A SINGLE SONG ABOUT “BITCHES” OR GETTING HIGH OR ANY OF THE MAINSTREAM SHIT he is a genius and he deserves every single award and more so shut the fuck up

thehairruffleruinedmylife:

things that have happened in 2014 so far:

  • sherlock comes back from the dead
  • leonardo gets nominated for an oscar
  • nash grier hates body hair
  • jennifer lawrence photo bombs people
  • that movie about the ice came out and that song got nominated for an oscar
  • liam tweeted the duck dynasty guy 
  • supernatural gets a tit load of views
  • justin bieber gets arrested

its only been like two and a half weeks 

ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework