unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

chekhov:

My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

flaffy:

but you reblogged my post that means you like me right

zoeyrawr:

who is kissing me on new year’s

my alcohol or my tears

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

burghers:

wow having a mutual crush… wonder what thats like

eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying
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