america’s next top mutual
hash browns will be served at my wedding
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
when straight people talk to gays
Fun prank idea: murder someone so you can go to prison for life and never have to go to school again
"if you hate school so much why do you even come"
This movie needs more recognition from Tumblr tbh
The casting here is perfect!
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST MOVIE EVER.
oh my god i cant even
*drops hint* *crush trips over it*
“Truth or dare”
“What’s your credit card number”
“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
*looks through your selfies*