everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough
what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash
i remember in preschool i couldn’t speak english so when everyone played house i always had to be the dog bc i only needed to bark
How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
2. Motherlode
3. Fuck every single person
games that let u edit ur character even after the character creation screen
everyone’s making their blogs all snowy and stuff for christmas while here in australia christmas is literally this
the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods
WHAT DO U MEAN U REBLOGGED MY SELFIE WITHOUT A TAG
my childhood ended when i stopped being able to fit my hand inside a pringles tube
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
it’s not that tumblr isn’t showing notes again
your post just has no notes
hey i may be ugly but at least i have a slightly above average blog
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed
