lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

armadillo:

DANG SON AT LEAST WHEN U THROW SHADE COME OFF ANON 

116k:

dont need no boys i grab my own titties

xmasclub:

all i want is attention but only from certain people

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

metalhearted:

ronwheezly:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

“hit me with your best shot”

ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce