spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

impaire:

I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised