instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

baracknobama:

"do you like money?"
“¥€$”

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

1. my mom
2. nobody
3. nobody
4. no one 

superlouis:

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

tbdressfashion:

jeans short

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

tbdressfashion:

CUTE SHORTS