"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
I am so bad at conversation I’m sorry if u have ever tried to talk to me omg
my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
list of people i like:
*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message*
Been playing this game called SMITE. It’s an ‘online battleground of the gods’. In this MOBA (multiplayer online battle arena), players choose from a diverse cast of deities and use their unique powers to triumph over the opposition in 5v5 team matches. SMITE is a new take on the MOBA genre; rather than observing from above the action, the game’s third person perspective puts players into the thick of combat.
If you’re into MOBA’s or mythology in general, this is for you! It’s fun, addictive, and free!
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After 1000’s of games, and countless hours playing with my friends, I can safely say this is the best game I’ve ever played. A variety of game modes, and a changing match of the day keeps everything fresh, and always gives you something to look forward to.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOW WAS I LIVING WITHOUT HAVING THIS GAME IN MY LIFE???I love this game
when you’re eating in front of your crush
me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed
I’m not like most girls; I’m prettier
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves