I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
"do you like money?"
that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates
why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish
*grabs my own ass* nice
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
people who think i’m attractive:
- my mom
- no one
movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class