brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

nicholasflamell:

In other news… Met the lead singer of Paramore on the bus today.

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

gnarly:

Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”